with equal parts compassion & hilarity

What keeps me up at night

Gray cat with yellow eyes under pink and burgundy blanket

A brief list:

  • whether or not I’m eating enough cruciferous vegetables
  • that one time when I used to be a server at Applebee’s and delivered Shrimp Scampi Linguine to a woman who ordered a Brew Pub Philly (this was also the first time I ever cried while serving)
  • how, exactly, I will die one day
  • being cold
  • cruciferous vegetables (made the list twice because OMGOSH I really do think about this far more than necessary)
  • how best to maximize retirement contributions

In short, you’re not the only one.

What makes your list?

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