Belly Button or Otherwise, Get Rid of That Lint
One time, at 2:02 p.m. on a Wednesday about a year ago I was completely absorbed in trying to clearly articulate what my seventh sense would…
A Few Thoughts on Owning a Table
I recently purchased a table. High top, 4 chairs. Thrifted for $60. I was even able to get 10% off because it was Flower Power day…
A Long Overdue Eulogy
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to celebrate a life well lived. We simultaneously commemorate the joy this life brought and try to erase the incredibly…
ACAV: Spaghetti Squash
First, a brief intro to Alexis Cooks A Vegetable. I decided to make spaghetti squash for my mom because I wanted to show off my stellar cooking…
I Still Think About The Bodies
When I used to visit Jackson Hall a few hours a week, I didn’t know much about the anatomy or physiology of bodies. Hell, I still…
A Few Thoughts on Living Alone
I live alone in a highly affordable little efficiency apartment. The Important Things About My Apartment It’s directly across the street from a retirement home where…
I Don’t Know What I’m Doing! Can You Help Me?!
I looked at a car the other day. It’s really just about that time what with devil horn looking hood pins and a rusty chain securing…
Alexis Cooks a Vegetable: Okra
First, a brief intro to Alexis Cooks A Vegetable. Second, it has been a while and that is because I am failing. Failing at failing. Even though…
We’re Going to Take Care of This Onion One Way or Another
Two things have been on my mind as of late: Vegetables Friendships Vegetables because I been trying to eat more of them. Friendships because I have…
Alexis Cooks a Vegetable: Leek
First, a brief intro to Alexis Cooks A Vegetable. I saw the leek at Hornbacher’s a while back and on Monday evening after doing a bit of…
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