Unexpected utterances of two years of marriage
This week John and I are celebrating two years of marriage. It’s today, actually. Yes, St. Patrick’s Day. No, we didn’t have green beer at the…
How to be risky, how to be free
Risky: full of the possibility of danger, failure, or loss. Oxford Dictionary With today’s words, I will tell you how to be risky. Free of charge.…
On finding familiarity in oatmeal (the color)
Yesterday I showed my husband two oatmeal colored sweaters I uncovered at a thrift store.
“They’re a little bit different, but I L O V E them,” I said.
“What is with you and that color? It’s almost as if you think you need more oatmeal colored sweaters,” he laughed.
Plasma, anyone?
Three years ago, my first experience donating plasma was exhilarating. The attendant rearranged and organized the plethora of tubing while taking great effort to ensure I…
If you give a husband a cast iron pan
If you give a husband a cast iron pan, he’s going to want to season it. Not just any husband – this kind of husband must…
RE: Offer Letter
Dear Ms. Schermer, Dave Johnson here – I’m sure you know that since you apparently stalk me online which I find to be a little bit…
One Time I Went to Natural Grocers
As promised, here is a short and sweet reflection on my first shopping experience at Natural Grocers. Organic. Hipster. Save the earth kind of feel. Maybe I…
Full Moon Friday…Oh My
“It’s a full moon on Friday. That’s tomorrow. …Oh my.” The “full moon phenomenon” is somewhat of a running joke where I spend a large portion…
Do You Know the Gospel?
right – left – rock step. right – left – It happened on the rock step: Do you know the Gospel?” Hot dog, I know this…
Just Another Cover Letter…
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