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Posts tagged ‘hiring’

RE: Offer Letter

Dear Ms. Schermer, Dave Johnson here – I’m sure you know that since you apparently stalk me online which I find to be a little bit…

RE: Follow Up

Dear Hiring Manager, Dave Johnson, right? I know I am right because I scoured the company website, Googled your history and Facebooked you. I know the…