Are You Afraid of Growing a Third Nipple Too?
Click bait. Gotcha (but, the question still stands). Happy Halloween, folks! In case you missed it, this month is October. In this month is a holiday…
Belly Button or Otherwise, Get Rid of That Lint
One time, at 2:02 p.m. on a Wednesday about a year ago I was completely absorbed in trying to clearly articulate what my seventh sense would…
RE: Lip Exfoliation
I have been really into lipstick since last February. That may seem surprising to some people because historically, I have been an adamant non-makeup kind of…
Mindy, Kate, Alexis & Crying
This is not an original idea. Please cut me some slack, because, honestly, are there any original thoughts or ideas left in the world? In Mindy…
Look, It’s Over Between Us, Okay?
This post was inspired by my final day at my current job. I’m expecting to say many “see you laters”, but only one definite goodbye. Break…
RE: Offer Letter
Dear Ms. Schermer, Dave Johnson here – I’m sure you know that since you apparently stalk me online which I find to be a little bit…
A Long Overdue Eulogy
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to celebrate a life well lived. We simultaneously commemorate the joy this life brought and try to erase the incredibly…
Deep Thoughts & Running
I am running the Fargo half-marathon on Saturday and I am hoping the fairly flat course will compensate for my lack of serious training. My registration is…
I Don’t Know What I’m Doing! Can You Help Me?!
I looked at a car the other day. It’s really just about that time what with devil horn looking hood pins and a rusty chain securing…
ALEXIS SWENSON 